New Year for the Whites

Another year has come and gone, and the Whites have once again ousted every family on Earth, nay, the Universe in the most adorable pictures category. I challenge anyone to find a perfecter family. And yes, perfecter is a word because you know what it means. Let’s start with Macy.



I dare you to find a blob of fleshy pink cuteness cuter than Macy. You can’t. She’s half reindeer. Half White family. And half baby. That’s 50% more baby than your average baby. You wish you had a Macy.





And than there’s Jane. She reigned down on Christmas morning riding her enslaved pink unicorn. There’s never been happier dictator on unicorn-back than our little Jane.




And these are my three favorite people in the world, in glorious black and white. In the New Year, us Whites are doing away with color. We don’t need it. Just look at this picture. What color would improve it? Your family may need color photos, but mine is good in color, black and white, sepia tone. We could be outlines. Hand drawn by a 3rd grader. And we’d still use it for next years Christmas card.



Look at the way the sunlight hits them. It’s like angels are chilling outside our window.
Angel 1: Hey, look, it’s Barb and Jane.
Angel 2: Awe! Sweet! Let’s start glowing!
Angel 1: Great idea! It’ll make for killer Christmas pictures!
Angel 2: Bet I can glow brighter than you!
Angel 1: You’re on!

And just for good measure, here’s Macy again. That picture’s worth seeing twice.